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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

My spelling is horrible

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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