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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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