- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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