What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

You know what's funny? Rape

I'm homeless.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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