- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Fat? Jesse Z

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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