- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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