What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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