If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A young baby died.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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