- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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