- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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