What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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