- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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