2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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