- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did you poop because you are a poop

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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