Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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woman's rights

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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