- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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