- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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