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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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