why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

autistic kids rock

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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