- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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