Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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