Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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