a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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A whole 'nother.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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black people swimming

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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