- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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