Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Your big dick.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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