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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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