- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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