What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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