- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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