- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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