- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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