- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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