What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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