A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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