what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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