- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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