- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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