- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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