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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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