- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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