- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

anti jokes are really funny

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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