- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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