- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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