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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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