- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Jesus Christ

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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