What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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