- Anti Joke

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name