- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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