- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Yellow People !!

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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