A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Anti Joke

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