- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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