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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket