Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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