Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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