Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A hill billy went fishing

i'm hard

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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