my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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WNBA

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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