- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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