What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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autistic kids rock

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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