god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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