- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why are white people white? I don't know

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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