- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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