Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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