- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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