Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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