- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

No your aunties a joke

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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