A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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