- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Cheese

Balls

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What's 9+10? 19

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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