- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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