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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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