Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Anti Joke

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