- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Neil is a reterd.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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