Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

someone called someone else a frog

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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