- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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