Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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