A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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