- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

._____________________. Whale!

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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