Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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