- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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