- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

. . I am a whale

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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