A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

I am a mime

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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