Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Dan walked into a jelly fish

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

this website even though its hilarious.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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