- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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