what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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