- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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