How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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your so fat. your fat!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's just not right? Left

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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