- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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