- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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