- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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