Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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kennah campion when she talks

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Blacks

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Tunechi

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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WNBA

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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