you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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