Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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