- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

My cat just died.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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