- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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