- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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