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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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