- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

what's funny about war? nothing!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How many light bulbs? 1

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.