- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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