A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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