Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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You are joking right?

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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