why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Yes

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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