What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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