- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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