What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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