- Anti Joke

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.