- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Blacks

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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