How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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