- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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