Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Grace Ackerson

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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