What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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