Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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