- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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