- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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