- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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