- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Sarah Palin's political campaign

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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