What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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