- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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