- Anti Joke

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.