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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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