- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

So this guy was making a sandwich...

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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