- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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