What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Get on the boat.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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