Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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